New recruit Private Peter Vision is on his first training exercise and is being instructed to explore the terrain of christianity and ask individuals from an array of denominations... "Are we expected to keep God's laws?" To his surprise, so far about 95% of those responding said no. Hearing so many confident assertions from so many sincere christians all saying..."If you keep the law you have to keep the whole law!" Not being well versed himself, Private Peter begins to doubt and needs assistance immedietly!
Objective: Not only provide him with an irrefutable defense to this notorious quote, but give some encouraging advice to this newly enlisted Private on what he can expect while on duty for YHWH!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Situational Training Exercise
While on leave, Private Carl Kosher has started attending a men's bible study with Pastor Dustin Kirby of a local Church. Every week snacks are layed out for those attending. Cheese and sausage are layed our for this weeks snack. Private Kosher unable to keep quiet asks Pastor Kirby, "Doesn't Lev 11 forbid us from eating pork?" Pastor Kirby confidently replied "Jesus made all foods clean." Intimidated by the Pastor's confidence and experience with the bible, Private Kosher is left speechless!
Objective: Provide and encourage Private Kosher with a precise biblical defense regarding the claim made by the Pastor and address the issue of feeling intimidated!
Objective: Provide and encourage Private Kosher with a precise biblical defense regarding the claim made by the Pastor and address the issue of feeling intimidated!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Situational Training Exercise
Imprisoned but forgiven, and out on parole for good behavior in a couple of months, Private Glenn Grace, a new student of the Bible just asked Chaplin Charles Crook during their prison church service, "which day is the Sabbath Day?" Chaplin Crook responded with a cunning smile saying, "I keep Sabbath on Sunday," almost daring Private Grace to challenge him on this topic. Not sure how to respond without making waves, Private Grace holds his silence.
Objective: Advise Private Grace how to respond to an apparent prideful individual. Provide him with the scriptures necessary to clear up this controversy regarding the Sabbath Day!
Objective: Advise Private Grace how to respond to an apparent prideful individual. Provide him with the scriptures necessary to clear up this controversy regarding the Sabbath Day!
Monday, February 9, 2009
Situational Training Exercise (Click here)
While out shopping for meat to throw on the grill, Corporal Nathan Kneebow was seen in the meat isle by a long time friend, Steve Stronghold. Mr. stronghold recalled the Corporal's obsession with keeping the "Old Testament laws." So with no one else in sight, Mr. stronghold threw the grenade from Galations, "No one is justified by the law!" (Implying to him keeping "the law" is unnecessary.)
Objective: With clarity and precision, convey to Corporal Kneebow how to dodge this grenade from Galations thrown by Mr. Stronghold!
Objective: With clarity and precision, convey to Corporal Kneebow how to dodge this grenade from Galations thrown by Mr. Stronghold!
Situational Training Exercise (Click here)
While trying to exercise his duty to live peaceably among all men, Private Tom Temple is being ambushed at the church luncheon of Pastor Barry Bondage's Bible thumping Church. He's alone, outnumbered and being bombarded with the weapon of their choice..."We are under grace not the law!"
Objective: Supply Private Temple with the scriptural ammunition necessary to execute a sound defense against this unwarranted ambush!
Objective: Supply Private Temple with the scriptural ammunition necessary to execute a sound defense against this unwarranted ambush!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Situational Training Exercise
Pounding his fist on the pulpit, Reverend Richard Rapture shouted about the freedom from the law his parishioners have in the New Covenant. Amongst them, Lieutenant Lonny Law refused to raise the white flag of surrender on this topic. In the fourier after the service he shared not only with the Reverend but several other members about his disagreement with the message. Soon after, Reverend Rapture and the rest of mob encompassed the Lieutenant and said to him, "we're under the New Covenant," and insisted he was reading the wrong direction in his Bible!
Objective: Give a short briefing to Lieutenant Law on how to defend himself against the mob and Reverend Rapture on this ever so popular quote!
Objective: Give a short briefing to Lieutenant Law on how to defend himself against the mob and Reverend Rapture on this ever so popular quote!
Friday, January 9, 2009
Situational Training Exercise (Click here)
Private Penny Pureblood is pinned down in the back pew of pastor Pushie's Country Church, being pummeled with the typical small arms fire of "Jesus did away with the Law."
Objective: Please advise Private Penny with an irrefutable defense that will rescue her from this erroneous assault!
Objective: Please advise Private Penny with an irrefutable defense that will rescue her from this erroneous assault!
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